The Burn Book.

richwhitelesbian:

LADIES call me 2001: A Space Odyssey because afterwards you’ll be like “what the heck just happened. i dont think i liked that”

pasty-face:

if you didn’t have even the tiniest crush on drake bell your childhood was a lie

narcissistmanifesto:

an economy? not in this economy

vondell-swain:

kanye west writes erotic fiction about his fifty favorite pairs of sunglasses

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

willtana:

every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars