April 2012
38 posts
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
ne-yo:
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
complete disregard for my tumblr's theme
can you tell its playoffs?
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
Trying to do work without adderall
whatshouldwecallme:
“Im so tired of seeing the Blue Man Group signs all over Boston. ’ If you haven’t...”
– Bo Burnham (via boylston)
If you're drunk enough puke
You’re drunk enough to not care.
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
