- person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
- me: are you implying that i am satan
In honor of the holidays I’ve decided I wanted to do a Giveaway!
Rules: -Must be following.
-Must Reblog, no likes.
-Along with the reblog send me a message about a goal you have made that is fitness/health related.
-On DECEMBER 9 I will choose a winner and ship the items.
Info on Items: -All brand new.
-S Nike racerback tank.
-S Nike Dri-Fit Tee.
-M Nike Shorts
-M Nike Pro Shorts
-Nike Water Bottle
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.
remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman
me a week before move in freshman year
me a week before move in sophomore year
i will never understand the physics behind british people losing their accents when they sing